“I wanted to play tough…”

Why hello there ghouls and gals. Long time no scream. I’m not going to spiel off an endless list of excuses about my lack of posts or updates. I know how much you all love my little rants and exposing secrets, so it’s time to dust those cobwebs from your ears and eyes, grab a…

“Show Me Your Teeth”

Hello my pretties, How are we on this miserable January morning? Ghastly? Ghoulish? Undead? Because I certainly do. But in the best ways possible. How was everyone’s Christmas’s? Get any snakes or spiders wrapped up nice with spider legs and pretty bows? Almost feels “like a memory long since past, here in an instant, gone…

“Black dog is following me.”

Hello my pretties, How are we all this evening? Do I have a treat for you today, well let’s be honest I have a treat for every time my fingertips touch these keys. The other day a little gem was posted in my message box, and I just couldn’t keep it to myself. Ready for…

Do You Live A ‘Perfect Life’?

Hello my pretties, It’s me, Rebel Yell, back from the dead, or so it feels like after months of working towards finishing my degree. But guess what? I DID IT! I know it’s a friggin miracle, isn’t it! It’s been surreal, a vast weight has been lifted from my shoulders, the clouds have cleared…and every…

Reckless Intentions: ‘LIGHTS’

Hello my pretties,   As usual apologises for my lengthy absence but I’ve been an extremely busy bee. From recording my debut as Adalia (shameless self promotion!), annual volunteering role at Brighton’s Great Escape Festival to closing in on my final university assessment. I know! You read that right! I said final! Remember when we were…

It’s No Use You Can’t Ignore Them.

Hello my pretties, Would you look at that? For once the UK is experiencing uncharacteristically glorious weather. Which means two things… one everyone is taking advantage of it and exposing as much ghostly flesh as possible…whether they should be or not is another story. Two I am falling victim to my Britishness by beginning a…

They Came. They Saw. They Conquered.

Hello my pretties, How are we? Over the panic that it is already April when you could have sworn your New Years hangover was only last week? Or have I just unintentionally sent you spiralling into hysteria with the sudden revelation? Whoops…my bad! It’s a good thing I have a rather spectacular preview for you…

These Loose Lips Have a Secret…

Hello my pretties, Now we can do the usual routine of I get on my knees and apologise for being AWAL. Grovel, recite some excuse or another about being busy blah blah blah. Or you can just accept that this is the way I am. Ball is in your court. Are you really going to…

Start as you mean to go on…

Hello my pretties, How are we all this gloriously frosty morning? Manage to remain in your cocoons of duvets and blankets, ignoring the sun creeping through the curtains, and depriving the cold of another body to steal warmth from like the nocturnal creatures you are? Or are you like me and had to drag yourself…

We Want More.

Hello my pretties, Back again and so soon! Twenty fours and two posts?! I’m too good to you. See this token as an apology for being AWAL these last few months. But don’t get used to this special treatment! Can’t have you all become accustomed to the pampered lifestyle like little spoilt Chihuahua with its…

“Am I Pretty?”

Hello my pretties, Would you look at this?! Being all fancy with our make over! We’ve traded in our patched up suits for a top hat and cane. All we have to do now is let the dust settle, the cobwebs be woven and it’ll be home sweet home in no time. It seems every…

Introducing To You…MISS

Hello my pretties, How are you finding the sweet taste of freedom after spending yet another year trapped between the four walls of education? As father would say: “Schooooools out. For. Summer!” Enjoying our glorious British summer? The time of year when people are desperate to wear shorts and crop tops in the wind and…