“I wanted to play tough…”

Why hello there ghouls and gals. Long time no scream. I’m not going to spiel off an endless list of excuses about my lack of posts or updates. I know how much you all love my little rants and exposing secrets, so it’s time to dust those cobwebs from your ears and eyes, grab a…

One Ticket For The ‘Distress Express’ Please.

Hello my pretties, Would you look at that, the third week in a row I’ve tossed a treat your way. It’s like this is becoming a regular deal. You see we’re in demand my darlings. That’s right everyone wants a little piece of me. After all my verdict is golden. A badge of the highest…

It’s No Use You Can’t Ignore Them.

Hello my pretties, Would you look at that? For once the UK is experiencing uncharacteristically glorious weather. Which means two things… one everyone is taking advantage of it and exposing as much ghostly flesh as possible…whether they should be or not is another story. Two I am falling victim to my Britishness by beginning a…

They Came. They Saw. They Conquered.

Hello my pretties, How are we? Over the panic that it is already April when you could have sworn your New Years hangover was only last week? Or have I just unintentionally sent you spiralling into hysteria with the sudden revelation? Whoops…my bad! It’s a good thing I have a rather spectacular preview for you…

These Loose Lips Have a Secret…

Hello my pretties, Now we can do the usual routine of I get on my knees and apologise for being AWAL. Grovel, recite some excuse or another about being busy blah blah blah. Or you can just accept that this is the way I am. Ball is in your court. Are you really going to…