“I wanted to play tough…”

Why hello there ghouls and gals. Long time no scream. I’m not going to spiel off an endless list of excuses about my lack of posts or updates. I know how much you all love my little rants and exposing secrets, so it’s time to dust those cobwebs from your ears and eyes, grab a…

Rebel’s Four Horsemen

Hello my pretties, How are we on this oddly sunny but crisp day? So remember when I said I was going to attempt to post twice a month, then I left you in the dark for three weeks? With Halloween right around the corner, I would love to say I was waiting for the perfect…

One Ticket For The ‘Distress Express’ Please.

Hello my pretties, Would you look at that, the third week in a row I’ve tossed a treat your way. It’s like this is becoming a regular deal. You see we’re in demand my darlings. That’s right everyone wants a little piece of me. After all my verdict is golden. A badge of the highest…

It’s No Use You Can’t Ignore Them.

Hello my pretties, Would you look at that? For once the UK is experiencing uncharacteristically glorious weather. Which means two things… one everyone is taking advantage of it and exposing as much ghostly flesh as possible…whether they should be or not is another story. Two I am falling victim to my Britishness by beginning a…

They Came. They Saw. They Conquered.

Hello my pretties, How are we? Over the panic that it is already April when you could have sworn your New Years hangover was only last week? Or have I just unintentionally sent you spiralling into hysteria with the sudden revelation? Whoops…my bad! It’s a good thing I have a rather spectacular preview for you…

These Loose Lips Have a Secret…

Hello my pretties, Now we can do the usual routine of I get on my knees and apologise for being AWAL. Grovel, recite some excuse or another about being busy blah blah blah. Or you can just accept that this is the way I am. Ball is in your court. Are you really going to…

Dove House Episode III: Return of the Memes.

Hello my pretties, It’s me again, Rebel Yell, how are we all this wonderful evening? (If it is morning then good morning, congratulations you creatures of the night, this is what the normal folk call day…don’t be afraid of the big ball of fire in the sky, it’s called the sun, it won’t hurt you…as…

Start as you mean to go on…

Hello my pretties, How are we all this gloriously frosty morning? Manage to remain in your cocoons of duvets and blankets, ignoring the sun creeping through the curtains, and depriving the cold of another body to steal warmth from like the nocturnal creatures you are? Or are you like me and had to drag yourself…

Restore Hope from the Ruins.

Hello my pretties, How are we on this wonderfully miserable Autumn morning? (It was morning when I wrote this, probably afternoon by the time it actually gets uploaded). Halloween is right around the corner, and do I have a treat for you! Last night I managed to drag myself out and be sociable…I know, me? Sociable?…