Rebel’s Four Horsemen

Hello my pretties, How are we on this oddly sunny but crisp day? So remember when I said I was going to attempt to post twice a month, then I left you in the dark for three weeks? With Halloween right around the corner, I would love to say I was waiting for the perfect…

Interrupting All Programs…

Hello my pretties, We all know the drill by now: I apologise. You graciously accept it before returning back to the exceptionally high admiration you hold for yours truly. After a somewhat adventurous summer of abusing my bank account with traveling as well as “excessive” spending (which I still stand by and say every purchase…

One Ticket For The ‘Distress Express’ Please.

Hello my pretties, Would you look at that, the third week in a row I’ve tossed a treat your way. It’s like this is becoming a regular deal. You see we’re in demand my darlings. That’s right everyone wants a little piece of me. After all my verdict is golden. A badge of the highest…

It’s No Use You Can’t Ignore Them.

Hello my pretties, Would you look at that? For once the UK is experiencing uncharacteristically glorious weather. Which means two things… one everyone is taking advantage of it and exposing as much ghostly flesh as possible…whether they should be or not is another story. Two I am falling victim to my Britishness by beginning a…

They Came. They Saw. They Conquered.

Hello my pretties, How are we? Over the panic that it is already April when you could have sworn your New Years hangover was only last week? Or have I just unintentionally sent you spiralling into hysteria with the sudden revelation? Whoops…my bad! It’s a good thing I have a rather spectacular preview for you…

‘Silver’ is Better Than Gold Anyways.

  Hello my pretties, I’m back again with another wonderfully ghastly treat for you. Aren’t I kind? As you can probably tell we have our selected favourites here at Rebel Yell, one of those being our not-so-teenage delinquents: Gutterflower. Who said hard work and persistence doesn’t pay off? Our beloveds have spent roughly a year…

These Loose Lips Have a Secret…

Hello my pretties, Now we can do the usual routine of I get on my knees and apologise for being AWAL. Grovel, recite some excuse or another about being busy blah blah blah. Or you can just accept that this is the way I am. Ball is in your court. Are you really going to…

Dove House Episode III: Return of the Memes.

Hello my pretties, It’s me again, Rebel Yell, how are we all this wonderful evening? (If it is morning then good morning, congratulations you creatures of the night, this is what the normal folk call day…don’t be afraid of the big ball of fire in the sky, it’s called the sun, it won’t hurt you…as…

Start as you mean to go on…

Hello my pretties, How are we all this gloriously frosty morning? Manage to remain in your cocoons of duvets and blankets, ignoring the sun creeping through the curtains, and depriving the cold of another body to steal warmth from like the nocturnal creatures you are? Or are you like me and had to drag yourself…

“Am I Pretty?”

Hello my pretties, Would you look at this?! Being all fancy with our make over! We’ve traded in our patched up suits for a top hat and cane. All we have to do now is let the dust settle, the cobwebs be woven and it’ll be home sweet home in no time. It seems every…